I think I've basically avoided looking like someone with children numbering in the double digits, though I'll let you be the judge.
A note on nails: yesterday I bought Essie's Crocadilly, a magnetic nail polish that's supposed to look like this. Though I liked the color a lot, I was unable to achieve the croc effect-- where it worked, it was erratic and just looked like I'd painted my nails unevenly. I ended up applying a gold crackle coat on top, which is what you see in the picture. I'll continue using this as normal nail polish, but I wouldn't recommend purchasing the magnetic line from Essie.
Shirt: Liz Claiborne (thrifted fall/winter 2012)
Boots: Frye (old as the hills)
Earrings: Kate Spade (Ali's, Christmas 2012)